Sexual Mission Statement
Groot respect voor deze mission statement van Dirty Filthy Princess. Da's hoe een volwassen, open mens tegenover seks staat, seh! Het ging over haar, maar sta me toe het te citeren voor beide kanten:
So, let’s talk a bit about my philosophy of sex, shall we? Or perhaps, better said, my sexual missionary statement. No. No. My sexual mission statement. Mission. Statement. (Sorry folks, if you don’t like poorly constructed puns and sexual innuendos you are definitely at the wrong blog.)
My sexual mission statement: (Not necessarily in order, though No. 1 is at the top of my list for sure.)
1. I will always communicate honestly with my lover about what does it for me and what doesn’t.
2. I will ask him to tell me the same about him and demonstrate that I really listened to his answers.
3. I will be willing to try almost anything once, or a couple times, if it’s something my lover is interested in.
4. I will not get stuck in a rut. On occasion, I will look for new ways, places, props and situations to have sex or show my affection sexually.
5. I will remember that though those extra fun things are nice, one of the best things about making love is that all you need is two people and a relatively comfortable surface.
6. I will not be afraid to do something, or say something during sex even if my inner librarian makes me feel silly about it.
7. I will scream my head off or laugh like a hyena, even cry like a girl if I am so moved.
8. I will make sure my lover knows, at all times, how much I love him, independent of all the sexual bits of him.
9. I will make sure my lover knows, at all times, how much I love what he does to me sexually.
10. I will take time for sex, no matter how busy life gets.
11. I will make time for spontaneous sex, yes, even in the wee hours of the night on a work night.
12. I will plan, when possible, sex for the middle of the day when we’re both wide awake and have plenty of time to play.
13. Just because I’m comfortable with my husband, I won’t let myself get too comfortable. I will take the time to make myself clean, sweet smelling and occasionally dressed up in lingerie.
14. I will make my partner’s pleasure a focus.
15. I will lay back, relax and allow my lover to make my pleasure a focus.
16. I will be more patient and allow my body the time it needs to catch up to my mind, if necessary.
17. I will try new positions even though I know how well the old standby works.
18. I will kiss, cuddle, touch and love my husband’s body at all times, even if we aren’t naked and it will not lead to sex.
19. I will kiss my husband open mouthed occasionally even if it doesn’t lead to sex.
20. I will allow my husband the same freedoms he had when we were dating, wrestling, tickling, squeezing the boobies, and generally being silly. I will not cut off the playtime just because we’re married already.
21. I will take iniative sexually.
22. I will allow myself to be taken sexually.
So, let’s talk a bit about my philosophy of sex, shall we? Or perhaps, better said, my sexual missionary statement. No. No. My sexual mission statement. Mission. Statement. (Sorry folks, if you don’t like poorly constructed puns and sexual innuendos you are definitely at the wrong blog.)
My sexual mission statement: (Not necessarily in order, though No. 1 is at the top of my list for sure.)
1. I will always communicate honestly with my lover about what does it for me and what doesn’t.
2. I will ask him to tell me the same about him and demonstrate that I really listened to his answers.
3. I will be willing to try almost anything once, or a couple times, if it’s something my lover is interested in.
4. I will not get stuck in a rut. On occasion, I will look for new ways, places, props and situations to have sex or show my affection sexually.
5. I will remember that though those extra fun things are nice, one of the best things about making love is that all you need is two people and a relatively comfortable surface.
6. I will not be afraid to do something, or say something during sex even if my inner librarian makes me feel silly about it.
7. I will scream my head off or laugh like a hyena, even cry like a girl if I am so moved.
8. I will make sure my lover knows, at all times, how much I love him, independent of all the sexual bits of him.
9. I will make sure my lover knows, at all times, how much I love what he does to me sexually.
10. I will take time for sex, no matter how busy life gets.
11. I will make time for spontaneous sex, yes, even in the wee hours of the night on a work night.
12. I will plan, when possible, sex for the middle of the day when we’re both wide awake and have plenty of time to play.
13. Just because I’m comfortable with my husband, I won’t let myself get too comfortable. I will take the time to make myself clean, sweet smelling and occasionally dressed up in lingerie.
14. I will make my partner’s pleasure a focus.
15. I will lay back, relax and allow my lover to make my pleasure a focus.
16. I will be more patient and allow my body the time it needs to catch up to my mind, if necessary.
17. I will try new positions even though I know how well the old standby works.
18. I will kiss, cuddle, touch and love my husband’s body at all times, even if we aren’t naked and it will not lead to sex.
19. I will kiss my husband open mouthed occasionally even if it doesn’t lead to sex.
20. I will allow my husband the same freedoms he had when we were dating, wrestling, tickling, squeezing the boobies, and generally being silly. I will not cut off the playtime just because we’re married already.
21. I will take iniative sexually.
22. I will allow myself to be taken sexually.
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